even the gif omg i can’t breathe help me
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
Things like this make you wish you never started watching this fucking show in the first place
WAILS IN AGONY
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
I’ve never read something so accurate
son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
The world has finally found its equilibrium.
Dedicated to my overwhelming love for this man
Incredible. Ellen, I love you. To my fellow nominees, I’m so proud to share this journey with you. I’m in awe and have so much respect for you all. To the Academy, thank you.
In 1971, in Bossier City Louisiana, there was a teenage girl who was pregnant with her second child. She was a high school dropout and a single mom, but somehow she managed to make a better life for herself and her children. She encouraged her kids to be creative and work hard and do something special. That girl was my mother. I just want to say ‘I love you, mom. Thank you for teaching me to dream.’
To my brother Shannon, the best big brother in the world: Thank you so much for sharing this insane adventure that is Thirty Seconds to Mars and for being my best friend.
To all the dreamers out there around the world watching this tonight in places like Ukraine and Venezuela, I want to to say we are here, and as you struggle to make your dreams happen and live the impossible, we are thinking of you tonight.
This is for the 36 million people who have lost the battle to AIDS. And to those of you who have ever felt injustice because of who you are and who you love, I stand here in front of the world with you and for you.
Thank you so much, and good night.
The fucking notes!!!
How dare you break my lonely heart
And dance on the pieces
Being with you just tares me apart
Not again and again…
what if Jesus had a middle name
and it was something really lame, like Harold.
"JESUS HAROLD CHRIST. COME HERE THIS INSTANT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM."
"But MOOOMMM I’m healing a blind man!"
"DON’T MAKE ME GET YOUR FATHER"
ladies and gentlemen I have attributed to the cake fandom. instead of your chairs, stairs, pools, beds, fandoms try something yummier!
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
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