facebook does not appreciate me
it’s okay we appreciate you here
does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???
that terrible moment when your friend brings you to a new group of friends and you have no idea who anyone is and they dont talk to u and u just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to say to anyone
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
I hate it when people stare at me and don’t say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"
Jared Leto being Jared Leto at the MTV Movie Awards.
This makes me laugh so hard every time.
This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore
because he’s galloping?
WELL?!? DID YA?!?!
I ACTUALLY CANT NO BREATHE
Fun story: I went to see the midnight of this movie with one of my close friends who’s also got the HP books pretty much memorized. We were clutching each other through the whole thing and when Voldemort returned I swear she left bruises on my arm.
Anyway, as soon as that scene happened, she and I turned to each other and just went ‘CALMLYYY.’
HIS FACE OMG
Fish on Wheels
OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE
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Recycled tumblr humor
pun repeated in italics
"did you just" added
supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn
comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything
Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr
comment expressing utter hate for posts like these
it’s funny how the most unappreciated character in harry potter is harry potter
i’ve never heard anyone answer the question ‘who’s your favourite harry potter character’ with ‘harry potter’
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I met josh franceschi again today and while me and my friends were waiting some girl started crying to josh and all he said was ‘she’s just crying because I’m not as attractive in person as she thought I was’
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