mom… dad… im batman
I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
fan question: does jalex annoy you? (x)
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
You Me At Six - Underdog
I love how Dan runs in like no I don’t want to miss out dancing and singing with patrick and pete
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
My heart is in pieces
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it
But Seamus getting a job, inventing new grander types of fireworks. He sells them to Weasley Wizard Weezes and makes enough to have a little house in Hogsmeade. He knows when the exams are over and he sets off his coolest fireworks for the kids so they always have something to look forward to. And on anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts every year, he sets off huge fireworks in honor of those who died
“And on anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts every year, he sets off huge fireworks in honor of those who died”
oh hey there heartbreak
You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
If I had a cat.
Emma Thompson is my role model
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